Whump fics masterpost!!

Do you ever want some easy, five minute whump of your boy to read? Some angst and some happy ending?? Some blood and some worry?

Maybe you’ll be interested in my oneshots! Gratuitous short bits of whump with various blorbos :) which ones, you ask?

Well! Here’s a top five of the people I am writing rn, and the older ones after the cut. Take a look, there’s a whole bunch!

Hurt Kaz Brekker (x) from Shadow and Bone

Hurt Five! (x) from Umbrella academy

Hurt Jamie Tartt (x) from Ted Lasso

Hurt Kell (x) from Shades of magic

Hurt Eddie Munson (x) from Stranger things

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He cleans. He cooks. He lays men to rest. He drives you everywhere. He gets stressed and it isn't even his girlfriend. He gets you the good stuff. He's smart and resourceful. He saved your asses while being higher than Mount Everest. He looks more beautiful than Helen of Troy. I'm sure. Rapunzel hates his hair. He's got style and an eye for spotting shitty knock-offs. He didn't once lose his cool on anybody even while they were being bitchy as fuck while having brought a grand total of ZERO non-gay things to the table. He is ride or die all the way across the country, no questions asked. Your brochacho for life. No conditions applied. He's played beautifully by Eduardo Franco. He's Mr. Purple Palm Tree Delight himself. He's Argyle! 💙

I'm sorry those losers cramped your style.

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reblog if you wear glasses. too many mutuals don't know they have glasses wearers in their midsts